So about 3 weeks ago, I was drinking coke like a true American, getting ready to watch a movie about a white trash rapper living in a trailer park (8-Mile) when I spilt the coke onto my brand new fucking macbook pro. Went to the Apple store, hoping to get it fixed with my warrantee. Nope. Steve Jobs wouldn't have it. $800 bucks for a repair. I needed a computer, and I stumbled upon a guy my parents knew who used to rent computers to them back in the 1990s. Keep in mind that was an era in which Bill Cosby was the shit and Bill Clinton could get away with anything. So he rents me THIS shit computer which he spraypainted orange, and to add insult to injury, he did a half-ass job hot gluing a "Hard Rock Cafe" button to the middle. Fuck Apple. Fuck Bill Cosby. Fuck the color orange.
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