3.4.11

Girls in Heels Make Me Feel Like a Bitch


Saw three chicks in high heels on my way to and from Cappy's Pizza tonight and, being the (barely) 5' 6" midget that I am, felt absolutely towered. Not too much of a selection height wise for us vertically challenged dudes, no need to take short girls outta the mix. Like cool heels, thanks for making me need stilts to get to first base.

PS- They're noisy as fuck. I mean if I wanted chicks to wear tap shoes I'd go to Berklee.

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