Mormons Making The Best Of Celibacy

Yahoo News - While the nuclear crisis in Japan unfolds a continent away, Mormon-dominated communities in the western United States say the disaster overseas is bringing close to home a lesson about preparing for the worst. Emergency planning and the long-term storage of food, water and medical supplies are central practices by the 14 million worldwide members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Are they stupid? First of all, Mormon-based communities in Utah and Idaho which is, I don't know, 400 miles from the coast. Second, what's the point of surviving a tsunami if you can't have pre-marital sex? I guess they'll be laughing when i'm dead and they're chowing down on vegetable roots or whatever Mormon's eat. I always get confused between Mormon's and Amish people. Whatever. Jimmer is living the high life right now, gettin so much head and he's all set for when a tsunami travels 400 miles into the heart of the U.S. We'll all be dead in 50 years anyway, so fuck it. Love that picture by the way.