Keeper's Creeper

Fox Sports - Fulham unveiled a statue of Michael Jackson outside its stadium on Sunday, with team chairman Mohamed Al Fayed telling fans to support another Premier League club if they don't like the idea. Al Fayed, who was close friends with Jackson, danced with children after unveiling the statue of the "King of Pop" before Fulham's home match against Blackpool.

Where the fuck do I start. Is Fulham trying to give me stuff to blog about? First of all, the gaul of this owner (whose name is wayyy too close to the boxing great's) to tell his fans to find another Premier League team if they don't like the statue. Please. Like a soccer team can afford to lose the seven fans have. Second, what in gods name does Michael Jackson have to do with soccer? On second thought, he was white, had long hair, and became more of a pussy with age, but that aside, he has no place outside a soccer stadium. Lastly, in true Michael Jackson fashion, this Mohamed Ali creep "danced with children after unveiling the statue." C'mon bro. I liked MJ better when he was a little black guy. Like Bruce Willis says, things were much cleaner in the 70's.

P.S.-Michael either needs to put on the other glove or be a normal person and show us his hands. Make up your mind.